Nook Programming Language VS. Windows Defender

User: (downloads Nook)
Browser: (cancels) Virus detected
Defender: You are not going down without a fight, Nook.
          I know about you and your Trojan:Win32/Wacatac.B!ml shenanigans.
Nook: That's just usage of nuitka and os.system().
Defender: SECURITY! Get this thing out!
          It opens CMD and does commands. That's how RANSOMWARE works!
Nook: (shows source code) See here? All it does is open Notepad.
Defender: Opens, you say? That gives me more evidence. And I actually
          saw everything. I saw you try to execute COMMANDS, I TELL YOU!
User: Shut. Up. Defender.
Nook: Does opening notepad delete System32?
      Does opening notepad modify the boot manager?
	  Does it encrypt user files?
	  No.
	  Do you think they do?
	  Yes, because you're stupid.
Defender: Oh FINE ya beat me. Download. Do your thing. Whatever, man...
Nook: (finishing downloading but gets interrupted)
Defender: You really think I'll back down? No.
		  First of all, it uses wacatac.B.
Nook: Whacky tack B? What about Whacky tack A?
Defender: Second of all, it opens files.
		  Lastly, it has a low number of downloads and was made very recently.
		  That follows loader behavior.
Nook: Oh yea? Name 3 ways Notepad can hold files at ransom.
Defender: First of all, it can be hi-jacked by viruses.
          Second of all, uhh...
		  Uhhh...
		  Fine. You beat me for real this time. (sobs)
Nook: DOWNLOAD INTERRUPTED. CONTINUE? (Y/N)